Siem Reap- Third and final installment (I hope)
OK, I cannot in all honesty abandon this blog without finishing this story. It would be mean!
Ananya Prahtet: The border town to Cambodia is where we left off. We, Alex, Lydia and I followed the Air conditioned tour bus guy to an office and sat there while he took care of our visas. The resident cats and kittens were welcomed entertainment. As a matter of fact, it took no time at all to realize that in this part of the world, animals were treated fairly, and most people had some kind of a pet, even if it meant they ate only the leftovers.
About 2 hours went by and we were covered in sweat. The temperature was appaling! No one was telling us what was going on. We just sat and sat and sat. Then we got carted off by tuk tuk (motorcycles with an open carriage in the back) to another place where about 60 people were waiting to get on this bus. People were sitting all over the floor, with back packs looking exhausted! We joined the sorry looking people and waited for an indetermined amount of time.
Here is where I made my first mistake which started the chain of events that turned our night into hell! The began loading a mini bus. Lydia and Alex had gone off somewhere to the back of the room we were in. A man came in and said "We can seat three more" and I being too smart for my own good sometimes, shot up my hand and volunteered us for the first bus. Little did I know this was the back-up bus and not the real one. They had had too many people that particular day and had borrowd this from someplace.
As soon as I got in the bus, I knew it was trouble. We didnt have real seats, but rather fold down seats in the aisle. It was a disaster but what could we do?
The air conditioning sucked, the bus was overcrowded and overloaded, and as expected, it overheated, very like all its passengers. We got off in the middle of the dusty, dirty road that was red dust. I could not believe how hot and humid it was. All the dust kicked up by the passing cars stuck to my face and I soon had a red plaster mask on- very becoming....NOT!
As we waited, all the water I had consumed and not sweated out moved down to my bladder and screamed to come out. The longer I waited, the more unlikely the replacement bus seemed and the louder my bladder screamed. I looked around and decided the side of the road was where it was at, and I slowly tried to move behind the bushes.
I have to stress this point here: READ THE HISTORY OF A COUNTRY BEFORE YOU VISIT FOLKS! Had I done so, I would not have been so offended at the little Cambodian men who clearly did not want me relieving myself in the bushes. I may have known of the Khmer Rouge's mines. I may have read that they had not all been found, removed or detonated. I would have had a point of reference for the people with limbs missing. But as it was, I had not and did not know why they were screaming in Khmer and running after me. Finally someone with a bit of English said "The mines haven't been cleared in this area". I processed these words, and all I absorbed were mines...mines not cleared....MINES...IN THIS AREA!!!!!
Trust me when I tell you that those are the eight scariest words anyone has even spoken to me. I froze. The colour drained out of my face. I held my breath, and I was quite sure I would never urinate again. I was pulled back onto the road by my t-shirt, which was now drenched in sweat, and I didn't pee again until the next morning. I spoke very little until Lydia bought me my third cocktail.
The sun began to set. It had been approximately ten hours since we left the border. They carted us to a village restaurant where we had some Kher food. Hunger is the best sauce, because based on other food I have had since, that was not the best, but we devoured it.
Long story short...(I know, too late) a pick up truck came, loaded us on to the back and took us to SR. When I saw that, I FLIPPED! I was not going to be loaded up like cattle. Not so much for me, but my gear. Well, Lydia, being a BBC director decided she would direct the loading of the cargo, and managed to get me in the front, next to the driver, God bless you lovely lady. What you did there was GOLD.
We got to town and into a hotel. We were all too tired to shower, but we were all blowing red dust out of our noses. When we woke next day, I was on my back, I opened my eyes and saw at least a dozed geckos on the ceiling. They are the cutest things ever! I sat up and looked at my pillow and it was rust coloured, I looked at Lydia and she was rust coloured. I looked at the clothes I was wearing and they were rust coloured. I looked at my camera bag...you get the idea.
And so began a trip that could only improve from there, and it did...until Lydia took us to Angkor What? Pub, and got us so drunk I couldn't go to the first day of sight-seeing. Ahhh, but that is another post :)
I realized at lunch today that the 3rd instalment was sitting in my drafts for over a decade, so I published it. Enjoy!